If I were to stack Legos on top of one another, adding a new piece every time I was beckoned during the day, the stack would grow into a tower capable of reaching the moon by dinnertime.
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5 Worst Drivers and How to Deal with Them
I’ve long maintained that driving is a metaphor for life. For example, have you ever driven on a two-lane road behind someone who can’t find the gas pedal? Well, life’s like that sometimes. Make the mistake of getting behind someone who's not going anywhere fast, and guess what? You aren't either. Or, have you ever … Continue reading 5 Worst Drivers and How to Deal with Them
Minding the Squirrels
If my brain were an animal, it would definitely be an overly excitable dog on a walk through a neighborhood with an inordinate number of squirrels. I'm thinking some kind of Terrier with wiry, unkempt fur and a high-pitched bark. One minute it's happily plodding along, enjoying the fresh air and contemplating what's for dinner … Continue reading Minding the Squirrels
Mom-ing in the Morning
You don't work full-time till you're a mom.